Still looking for my tunnel song.

The movie theatre play “her song”

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3 days ago

Whenever I get home and I don’t see my cat anywhere I always assume it ran away or died and my mom just hasn’t told me

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3 days ago

Well I got my three drinks, let’s go to the movies

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3 days ago

Highlight of my evening is when I pushed that magnifying glass off the bar and my mom said “oh shit”

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3 days ago

My mom keeps looking at me and asking if I’m okay.

Yes?

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4 days ago

Ohh now the secrets are coming out. Apparently my sister used to drink in high school

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4 days ago

Moms switching me to beer because she’s worried I’ll hit the floor after 2 gin and tonics. She forgets I’m 22 and she’s 50. I can handle a bit more

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4 days ago

I’m going to need at least 3 drinks out of this

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4 days ago

Mom: it’s a nice bathroom

…so don’t pee on the walls like I normally do?

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4 days ago

Um no mom you won’t be carrying me out after having one gin and tonic. It’s going to take more than that

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4 days ago
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