Still looking for my tunnel song.

My mom uses my netflix and all she watches is movies starting Kevin Costner…

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2 days ago

I really should take I’m on a boat off of my iPod because all I want to do right now is run through this airport yelling “IM ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DONT YOU EVER FORGET”

But I also want to be allowed on my flight so…

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2 weeks ago

My mom doesn’t support my hilarious plans because she says they are “deranged” #whatever

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2 weeks ago

This was a mistake. I want to go home.

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2 weeks ago

Warped tour has lots of tents for you to meet bands but there should be a tent for attractive band boys to meet me

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3 weeks ago

Sister: “oh my old boyfriend has a new girlfriend now”
Mom: “oh really? Already?”

Really? Did you forget that she started dating someone else after a week

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3 weeks ago

My mom saw the pic of me with the summer set and thought they were my friends and told me I should try and date them. I wish.

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3 weeks ago

If I hear another coworker say “I heard you had a fun night on Friday”….

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1 month ago

expectations kill me everytime

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1 month ago

just so you know the other night I was at a restaraunt and I overheard someone at another table say a wrong fact about one of my favorite bands.
It took everything I had to not to get up, go over there, and correct them.

FYI twenty one pilots has three albums, not one

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1 month ago
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