My mom saw the pic of me with the summer set and thought they were my friends and told me I should try and date them. I wish.
If I hear another coworker say “I heard you had a fun night on Friday”….
expectations kill me everytime
just so you know the other night I was at a restaraunt and I overheard someone at another table say a wrong fact about one of my favorite bands.
It took everything I had to not to get up, go over there, and correct them.
FYI twenty one pilots has three albums, not one
Anytime I don’t get carded is a victory
|girl:||*finds horse who is impaired in some way*|
|girl:||dad can I keep it|
|dad:||no there's no hope for it let's go|
|girl:||dad u idiot u don't get me|
|girl:||*visits horse in middle of the night*|
|*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*|
|dad:||how dare u|
|girl:||just let me prove to u this horse is special|
|dad:||u make me so proud|
at my wedding my ring bearer will be a llama and my flower girl will be my grandma.
because I can