The movie theatre play “her song”
Whenever I get home and I don’t see my cat anywhere I always assume it ran away or died and my mom just hasn’t told me
Well I got my three drinks, let’s go to the movies
Highlight of my evening is when I pushed that magnifying glass off the bar and my mom said “oh shit”
My mom keeps looking at me and asking if I’m okay.
Ohh now the secrets are coming out. Apparently my sister used to drink in high school
Moms switching me to beer because she’s worried I’ll hit the floor after 2 gin and tonics. She forgets I’m 22 and she’s 50. I can handle a bit more
I’m going to need at least 3 drinks out of this
Mom: it’s a nice bathroom
…so don’t pee on the walls like I normally do?
Um no mom you won’t be carrying me out after having one gin and tonic. It’s going to take more than that