If this random person could stop liking all my photos and sending me Facebook messages that’d be great
"I guess some people grow up fast. I guess some people never change. I guess some people just become themselves a little more with every day. We all look so damn happy, even though we’re all so lonely. We’re standing close together cause we think that it’s the only way to feel like we’re not alone. So we raise our glass and pretend we’re fine, apologize a million times. We drink until we can’t feel ourselves at all. And maybe then once we’re ten drinks deep you and me we can say some things we mean like oh god i’m so lonely. but at least i’m not alone."
My mom uses my netflix and all she watches is movies starting Kevin Costner…
I really should take I’m on a boat off of my iPod because all I want to do right now is run through this airport yelling “IM ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DONT YOU EVER FORGET”
But I also want to be allowed on my flight so…
My mom doesn’t support my hilarious plans because she says they are “deranged” #whatever
This was a mistake. I want to go home.
Warped tour has lots of tents for you to meet bands but there should be a tent for attractive band boys to meet me
Sister: “oh my old boyfriend has a new girlfriend now”
Mom: “oh really? Already?”
Really? Did you forget that she started dating someone else after a week
My mom saw the pic of me with the summer set and thought they were my friends and told me I should try and date them. I wish.
If I hear another coworker say “I heard you had a fun night on Friday”….