the number of times i’ve casually tweeted about a show and then someone from the show acknowledges my tweet is growing. it confuses me.
How to eat pumpkin pie. [x]
made it through thanksgiving without having to awkwardly go around the table and say what you are thankful for then have your mom tell you your answer wasn’t good enough
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
Me: “did the thanksgiving fairy come to your house?”
Me: “the thanksgiving fairy?”
Kid:” she didn’t come”
Me: “you must have done something wrong then”
Some of our cards have been…amended
You know what they say, if you can’t win change the rules if you can’t change the rules cheat #wonthat
"You’d think my children are drunk or something"
Annual holiday phone call to our family
You people need to stop before I start swearing